Honestly there's alot of things I'm confused about the only thing I know for certain about last night is that I ate pizza
she was trying to give me a handjob in biology class while we were learning about the penis.
i dont mean to point any fingers but there is a lot of urine in the kitchen
she pinky promised me she was 18
He's got a pretty small dick but he's a total sweetheart. I'm gonna buy a new dildo and just deal with it.
I wonder if you can snort coke upside down
I just wanted to hook up with a white guy to prove that i could go back.
He needs to stop telling me how much he respects me. What does that even mean
I'm basically a mama hen. I keep them warm and let them wonder around the house. not to mention, I keep eye on them just in case the falcons around the house try to snatch them away.
I don't even know what to say right now
This is what we get for YOLOing our way to obesity
She tried to beat him up using a half gallon of Bacardi, instead she got tangled in Kayla's hanging bra and broke a lamp. She can party with us anytime.
Well it ended with everyone taking a bite out of a raw potato and a girl crying because her boyfriend wouldn't bring her any grape juice. So yeah...I'd say the night was a success.
I'm trying to get WebMD to diagnose me with a hangover
I have stickers all over my boobs and a lump the size of china on my forehead. today has not been good.
Just letting you know that your little sister is now your eskimo brother. You can send a thank you edible arrangement to Tammy.
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