You would DIE at the bar we're at right now. All indian/asian med students, I swear
Asian doctor ratio. So hot. I would've gone into heat
I'm already going to be stripping so like pretty much you would just be watching me. Also we're watching twilight. again.
Sometimes I wonder if we could be friends if we lived closer.
I just googled "whats above a trillion", thats how busy I am at work.
i took an adderall last night to write a paper. i ended up watching 7 hours of roseanne and couldn't look away
Well I'm glad to hear the fight wasnt over his small dick.
... They left for 10 minutes and came back with a lobster he's in the toilet downstairs
Inquiring minds want to know if your Bf is circumcised
I can affiliate each flavor of Copenhagen to a different one night stand. I really love Texas.
My goal for the weekend: procure a blowjob using only stern glances, hand gestures, and crudely-drawn stick figures.
I think I'm just gonna exercise my lungs and fingers. With bong hits and crochet. BECAUSE I AM A REAPONSIBLE ADULT DAMMIT!!
So I have now fucked both my roommates...This is why I can’t live with men.
First non virgin Sunday. Bursts into flames.
i have a lot of questions about the picture quality/lighting/motion/gravity of the balls...
Not gonna make it. His stripper neighbors are playing a Super Bowl drinking game that involves removing my clothes
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