Yesterday I was informed there is a jewish dating website called jdate, I'm considering joining out of academic curiosity
walked into the kitchen nd asked my mom what smells like tuna she replies" your sister" now i cant eat tuna...EVER!!!
i do not condone bathtub ky wrestling
Would it be weird if I told you I thought of you when I masturbated?
Looks like I'm more than just your Mexico mistake...
DIN'T JUSGE NE.
merry christmas to all and to all I give the mystery rash.
I don't want to be with anyone who doesn't accept me for who I am. eating cheeseburgers in bed is my favorite activity.
He walked into the bar right as I was licking the shotglass clean. We made eye contact for way too long..
I've woke up in his bed 4 out of the past 6 mornings. I feel like this might be the time to learn more about him then his first name and what kind of beer he drinks.
The shit I just took made me regret every life decision leading up to it.
there is a video of me on Facebook getting mad at a trash bin what the fuck was in your Pepsi
It's not an office Christmas party until your boss confesses his undying love for your boyfriend...
4 days in college, 3 frat parties. I haven't been this drunk since the unspeakable Jäger bomb incident in Sweden.
Hey. It's Michael. The guy that had his tongue in your mouth last night. Just wanted to check in with you.
Apparently I gave a guy a hand job on the dance floor. ON THE DANCE FLOOR.
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