some kid came into the principals office and tried to explain what he was sent there for through interpretive dance.
You know your from las vegas when the girl on the stage in the strip club was in my US gov class senior year
I miss the days when all my weekends consisted of were 69 and crunchwraps
Why wouldn't u just let me ride the washing machine
high in an attic. pig roast in 10.
If I go there, please come with. It will accelerate the lesbian rumor but be totally worth it.
Don't mean to be rude. But did you, by any chance, cut down a tree from my neighbors backyard last night? And did you also drag it to my yard and burn it?
I'm gonna tie him up and fart in that pathetic excuse for a mustache
I think that's the first time Navy dress blues and a Ninja Turtles onesie have been involved in the same makeout.
Lesbians had sex in my bed last night. It's a thing of pride
Last night was good. Things got bad when I found a sledge hammer.
He came so hard that he yelled what sounded like a spell from Harry Potter.
Can you send me the pic of me puking with a quesadilla on my shoulder
I woke up to the sound of her peeing at the end of the bed at 4am.
The last time we went to a costume party, you walked around in a loincloth with a cross and said you were Jesus. I'm eager to see how much more offensive you can be.
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