I really don't want to move...I'm having a motivation problem.
kev is about to show us pictures of the tranny he accidentally fucked last night.
I'll be there in 10
having sex with you is like teaching a dog to tango, it DOESN'T work
ASIANS HAVE SEX TOO!! I just watched it happen in the library.
the problem with open bar is i never know what to get
did you really just start a sentence with "the problem with open bar is..."
and this is why we should make december sharting awareness month.
Thats why you have fulfilling relationships with nice girls and i have kinky sex with crazies
When I come over I'm bringing "Socky" the Alcoholism Prevention puppet, today he is going to tell you boys about his FAVORITE word---its called "moderation"
asked the cab driver where he learned Swahili last night.
Maybe the downfall to liking really smart guys is that they're to smart to think about sex all the time.
I woke up with a black eye, bruised knuckles, wearing women's clothing, in a house I did not recognize, next to a solid 9. Thank you for making 21 special.
It's Saturday night and I'm sitting on my couch by myself, watching Glee, and drinking gin and tonics. If you listen very closely, you can hear the wails of my mother giving up hope that I will ever give her a son-in-law.
Would be in best interest to sanitize the DVDs
I don't know, I think having hemorrhoids shows character. You have to be trying pretty hard to get them.
Doing coke by yourself isn't as fun. Even when you're watching a James Franco movie.
Sooo i'm debating posing nude for the drawing and painting classes, I just wanna see if they draw my nip ring.
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