i would punch a child for taco bell
No that's sign language, not a drinking game. I tried to join
we were walking and you spelled the word "oats" to prove you weren't drunk.
i don't think they understood the house was collapsing. they kept dancing and jumping and asking for more cups.
That one dude should feel honored if he were to get herpes from you. Fuck that Guy. He is a herpe.
i think the theme of this summer is "shitting in weird locations."
I think his roommates are using word magnets to tell me that they can hear us. His fridge currently says, "Chris ate out naughty girl."
Ok there's 63 pics of you jerking it on my camera from New Years. The time stamps say it took you 40 min to get there too. See a doc, your only 22.
Like real life can suck my metaphorical dick right now.
I'm eating lunchables with a glass of wine while I FaceTime the guy I lost my virginity to.
So last night took an interesting turn.. Never thought I'd say I had to pick up my glasses off the floor of a strip club
You don't know what lonely is until you've came in an Arby's Napkin
My liver is whispering mean things about me to my kidneys. It's a fucking miracle I'm not hungover. Lol
They were assless. I wore assless football pants.
Just because you are home alone for the weekend doesn't mean you can act like a nudist.
I accept your opinion but respectfully disagree. Also, I'm sitting in your chair.
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