Could you imagine if a Skynet machine combination of Bob Ross and Chuck Norris were built? It would rule the universe with a soft spoken fan brush of kung fu dominance
It would be truly incredible. I hope we are blessed with this being in our lifetime.
I told her for every minute she spent down there, I would donate a dollar to the Haiti relief fund... totally worked
Mom's drinking. Just asked her if she was good to walk back to the condo. She seemed unsure until she remembered she brought the GPS. We are 2 blocks from the condo.
she said she's never had and orgasm AND she's a cubs fan...ouch.
Because it is about to snow, I sent him for Diet Coke and cigarettes. It's the gay version of milk and bread.
She greeted me with a new giants jersey and an opening day blowjob. this is true love.
But don't worry I didn't actually get stitches, although according to the health center I probably should have
THEY SELL PREFROZEN MARGARITAS AND THEY COME WTH A STRAW. MY PRIORITIES ARE IN ORDER
Ladies and gentlemen, the only person I know who would keg stand in pearls and a bow.
just saw a kid get pissed on buy a tiger at the zoo. His dad is rofling and the kid is crying. I think I have to go make a new friend
He gave me my financial savings if I invested with him while I was giving him a bj.
He told me that he's proud of our abnormalcy as a couple. I think it's the most romantic thing he's ever said.
Weddings might be fun but they are not getting fucked in the wilderness fun.
She tied me to her bed using her honor chords. Thank god for graduation!
If you wanna fuck the pudding, fuck the pudding. Just not the chocolate, Im gonna eat that.
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