i can't put facebook on my resume under hobbies.
We did like every position then did it again this morning. Something about him being the little boy i used to make sand castles with just made it way hotter.
well done
You need to get here now. A drunk girl just stumbled into our apartment. shes laying on the floor by our door.
Just turned rock'em sock'em robots with my little cousin into a drinking game. Im drinking bourbon hes drinking hot chocolate.
I dont know if he should be happy or mad about it but he's too big for a blow job.
She sucked her thumb until she was 17. It's like my dick was born to be in her mouth.
You insisted I take photos of you vomiting off the top of the tree.
At beerfest, hammered, going to try to not get naked in public but i cant make any promises
I applaud your efforts, but I have to say it was the bear we encountered that ultimately shut down the entire operation
Well, that now makes it the 4th girlfriend in a row to cheat on me. I don't even care anymore...I'll date a prostitute and not even worry.
We exchanged spring break stories last night. Open relationships are the best.
He wants me to tell you "my boner misses you"
Being the hot sister definately has advantages, I'm pretty sure I ruined her engagement
I slept with six men with different nationalities this week. Who says I'm not a woman of culture?
so i put my jacket on last night that you wore last weekend, and reach inside the pockets and find them full of goldfish...
the snack that smiles back:)
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