Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
and I asked her"are you allergic to condoms latex like your older sister " she said "Idk this is gonna be my 1time"
Joey just asked me if I ever got anything stuck in my vag.
was it embarrassing when you had to say yes?
So I think I just got a job offer from the guy I used to blow. See, networking pays off.
I admit it's going to be hard to top a limo orgy and Mcnuggets....but I have faith in you
And I was aware of my actions - that is not a penis I will say no to until I have a ring on my finger
The only thing I accomplished today was naming the bag of wine I've been drinking
Just woke up in my fuck buddies bed with, from the looks of her ass and side boob, a girl that is not my fuck buddy. This should be interesting
I've been to his house multiple times since that night and I STILL can't find my bra. And he says the hot tub ate my thong.
Blacked out drunk in California and woke up somewhere in Arizona, I'm pretty sure I got here on foot
you made me suck your tit in the car and kept saying "good boy. I love you so much. good boy."
You know you've found a good drug dealer when he's willing to overnight mail to you in another state...
Went as "Party on, Wayne." And left as, "Partied out Wayne in a foot boot with new medical bills." Fuck Halloween...and vodka.
I'm watching Netflix with my cats and eating homemade bread. Everyone and everything can go and fuck itself.
i wish i could put you in a lil box, and keep you for when i need to be blown
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