Whats the glycemic index on semen?
It was like what a highfive between zeus and Jesus would sound like
i think the whole apartment complex could hear you beating off last night
She told me to stuff her like a turkey. She actually yelled happy thanksgiving.
$1 margaritas. This happy hour needs to end.
He insisted on us having sex while watching the biggest loser and asked me if I could "resist the temptation".
You told me you loved me after I brushed your teeth with my index finger.
RA just said I set the all time record for a student who lost houseing..30min..I was moveing out while my new roomate was moveing in. know of any off campous places to stay??
he said he'd buy me TWO burritos if I took my shirt off
His mom finally got over her shame and smoked a bowl with us. Merry Christmas to all aka me.
It's gotten to a point that when guys say "I'm gonna cum" I've developed a habit of responding "dooo itttt" in a deep voice. #isthatweird
OMG I COULD FUCK HIM FOR POT, THIS CHANGES THE WHOLE GAME.
Lost my anal v card with Peter Thiel's RNC speech on in the background. Unbelievably appropriate
Star Wars means nothing to me. I know only the basics. Darth is Luke's father. R2 is short, C3 is gold. Yoda sings Rainbow Connection. The kinda stuff EVERYONE knows.
Lol, perhaps. But the drinks are so cheap, the music is better, and the bartenders and bouncers all know my name. I can't abandon it, even if it is a gay bar, its still my Nirvana.
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