its good for cellulite if you don't wear underwear. its true
Just invented new drinking game watching Hocus Pocus... everytime they say "virgin" wetake a shot and yell out "to j****"
it's great music for shaving your balls
he thinks the dog can do a keg stand. i will let you know how it turns out
Walk-of-shaming home in that dress you got arrested in. Six guys called out your name when I walked past. I've never been more proud of us.
I need a leash, or some shame. Maybe.
Ok John needs to move to the other side of the county. I do not like to be approached for a blow job in the produce section of Holiday Market.
Look, I'm just saying... paying ur respects to the neighbors who had a death in the family with food u steal from the neighbors having the cookout may result in a negative karma situation.
When you see a guy in a wheelchair try to be cool and pop a wheelie, and then fall over backward and hit his head, is it funny or sad?
My birthday is in 11 days. Going ham. Consciousness will not be an option
Yep. My memoirs will be called "A Slore Worth Mentioning"
Let's make an agreement. No drugs until you finish all your homework. I'm hiding them as we speak.
He gave me a brownie at the beginning of class and now I can't feel my face.
It was just a hint of nipple. I kept it classy!
Do you even hear yourself?
BRB. These cougars are squabbling over my junk and one of them is offering to pay my tuition
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