Pls tell me she didnt actually sign a nutsack.
I think god was stupid personally. The clit should be inside the vagina. Idiot.
so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
you were carrying a trash bag around insisting it was your purse. I'll let you guess how your night went
this year's halloween challenge: make audrey hepburn go from classy to slutty drunk
It is a special kind of bonus when you find money you hid from yourself when you were drunk in the tampon box. What did we do last period?
I barely remember the girls that I got pregnant, you think I'm gunna remember the ones that played handball
I was going to say I needed the exercise but now all I can think about is BJs
My work here is done
As soon as the clock wound down to zero, she declared "HALF-TIME HEAD" and pulled down my pants. After the swallow, she said "BEER CHASER," got me a new one, and asked if she could make me a sandwich. Pretty sure she's lobbying hard for a ring.
Speeding home on my break at work because I forgot to grab my Percocets that I have because getting through work sober's too hard
I have bits of ceiling fan all over now
Speaking of lightening speed, he ate me out while I was watching The Flash. If that's not winning at life idk what is
Nothing says depression like laying in your bed stoned, naked, and eating a cupcake
It's routine now. He comes home from work and i ride him like a cowgirl with only a few sips of wine. I love being his neighbor.
I got drunk. Then I took a shit.
It was a good shit
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