trent lit his nipple on fire and said "i am the only highlander"
My social work teacher just told our class about her bicurios adventures in college
is she hot?
She is now
you know i'm gay cause i'd have sex with lady gaga. what straight man would say that?
Just saw a white bronco on my way home from work and the license plate said "NOT OJ"
I love memorial day. It's drinking in the name of patriotism. God Bless America
It's just like riding a horse. A very tall, gay horse.
and then he put stevie wonder on to fuck to...and hummed along as I blew him
I think I'm drunk. That wine was old. I found it behind the water heater next to the mouse poison.
I can't feel my brain.
Your penis has nothing to do with my throat infection, sorry...
Well it was 11am and we were walking to the market with red cups in our hands yelling NO JUDGEMENT at every car that passed
What happens at the gay bar stays at the gay bar. Except that I sold my panties for $100. People should know that.
He wins the giant teddy bear for getting the neuva ring on the dick
Is eating a dinner of fishsticks and gin mean you're failing at adulthood? I'm asking for a friend.
That moment when you're in a room with 3 guys and know how big their dicks are. Then you are married to the one with the smallest dick.
What a weekend. It started with me realizing i might not be straight and ended with me spraining my foot.
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