i wanna do a homemade sex video in sepia and pretend were in the early 20th c
I wanna passion pit in your ass
My Vagina smells like Nemo again.
It's one of the reasons i'm here, along with emotional support, physical support if you need it, and power orgasms.
Things you are not allowed to do while im gone: sell cats on ebay, put cats in freezer again, shave cats like lions, dye cats pink/blue, try to light cats on fire to"wake them up from their nap" agian
I want to do something romantic. Like gargle champagne before I put your dick in my mouth.
I feel like as your wife, as cool with your decision-making skills as I usually am, there should be a bigger explanation to you adopting a child while I'm in Houston.
I'll make some time for you! I don't know how long you need to get off, but I should only need 2-7 minutes, pending what kind of socks I have on.
Hey, so I'm not coming into work til Friday. Some guy I've known for about 8 hours just offered me a free vacation to Maui and bought my plane ticket. He's Aussie so I'm 75% sure he won't murder me
We were at dinner and dad asked me to pass the salt and I suddenly remembered doing body shots when I was blacked out last weekend.
Just saw the ex while I was at CVS at 3am buying Depends for my heavy flow
I feel like I should acknowledge that I see you as a human and not a ragdoll sex object
The sorting hat of life was not kind to you.....
He woke me up holding a gallon of apple juice and a shot glass...
When he said he lived in a closet I thought he meant his room was really small or something... But he actually has a queen size mattress on the floor of his roomates walk-in closet.
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