I'm playing musical beds - it's not very fun
So it's 10:55am and I just woke up on the floor in the hallway on the4th floor. There should probably be no moredrinking competetions.
whoever created level 16 on brickbreaker is a dick
we need a dd. For wednesday. At lunch. What are we doing with our lives?
succeeding
i dont think duct tape can fix my g spot
lets call myth busters
You could give me a blowjob later? :)
I meant do something romantic..
Blowjob In the moonlight?
I gave up trying to understand them years ago. Now I'm just trying to fuck them.
I spent the whole party making out with some guy. He wasn't that cute but six of my sorority sisters are fighting over him so I had to do something..
Just did an entire nights worth of bar crawl in an hour. Boom
I think we've gotten passed awkward... the day I woke up at the palms and ur getting eaten out by the dude who just fucked me on the balcony.
What is the acceptable way to offer a trade of sex for a few hours of body heat?
While I'm here in reality dreaming of catching chili cheese fries with my mouth out of t shirt guns like Jesus is real
I'm just going to assume my unresponsive booty calls are just preparing for the women's march tomorrow
He sent me a picture of his cock that seemed to indicate that we were still on good terms.
So Blakes coming home... so if youre like fingerbanging the shit out of yourself on the kitchen table...wrap it up
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