Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
trsut me youll find me, im the only kanye west here and every1 is chanting dbag at me
I have bruises on my ass from her spurs. God bless Texas.
You called me 32 times last night just to tell me you felt a heartbeat in your vagina?
I'm pretty sure when you walk down Broadway and can pick out people you've slept with.. It might be a problem. I'm leaving for rehab tomorrow.
Just found out I called my mom at six in the morning to ask where the bong was. I win.
Wonderful brian is stoned out of his mind, floating in a lawn chair in the hot tub eating a giant plate of macaroni and staring at the moon
I also witnessed that same parrot perched on the head of a man grinding with a girl.
Interesting. As a girl I don't know how okay I would be with that.
She seemed pretty into it.
Guess who just got caught by mall security having sex in a car in the parking lot... at noon. This chick.
We had sex on a dog bed..
Statistics show that guys with slightly higher IQ scores and overly-trimmed eyebrows have micro penises. It's science.
Well the streak is over, I saw a penis today
I just watched your sister pour half a bottle of cotton candy flavored snow cone syrup into a bottle of marshmallow flavored vodka, take a swig, frown, and pour a cherry coke in.
Just wait until she offers you a "powerita"
She's one of those people who could be either 16 or 23. In which case she's too old for me or in dangerously jailbait territory for you, bro.
I'm sure he likes you too... but your boyfriend is kind of a cockblock
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