We should go out drinking together soon
I'm still not going to have sex with you
when she started arguing that Girl Talk was in fact a DJ, i knew i could never sleep with her
Milquetoast, coolest word ever.
he keeps commenting everything on my facebook. it's like he's virtually peeing on me
we turned dreidel into a drinking game. i kept landing on gimel. im glad we have 7 more nights of this
Seriously. There are at least 10 other people drinking at the bar with me at 10:40. Im justifying it with the fact that I've been up since 5am.
Bren left me with a lovely parting gift. Newfouund alcoholism. I'm on the kitchen floor, hugging a bottle of vodka. It's my only friend now.
I don't miss having sex with him. We had our finale fuck last week. He's all yours now.
They were so big her bra clasped in the front. Didn't even know those existed.
Well after the shots I danced with a homeless guy, split my toe on broken glass, and had a 20 piece mcnugget. Who says postgrad life is boring.
Woke up to the UT campus police fishing my boxers out of the university pool, guess it was a good night.
Would you still love me and fuck me doggie style if I had a dinosaur tramp stamp?
It's 90 percent alcohol, and 10 percent a whisper that says "get drunk"
it's a shower with the lights off kind of day
I can't be sure but I think I slept with a clown last night...
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