dude you need to get laid
me?
no, the other guy who hasn't been laid in 7 months
oh I thought you were talkin about me
wait
sooo how much is appropriate to spend on a vibrator? what if it is really legit looking?
I totally got off with my controler for my ps3. Soooo glad I ended up with that racing game for Christmas.
Now I have to picture Dave Letterman having sex with all these women. Im the real victim.
What the fuck. The girl next to me just looked at her phone, put her stuff away, and popped a birth control and ran out of class. Lucky fucking guy.
He woke up licked his hand and put it on my vag and went back to sleep. This is twice this week and its only wednesday
This is like a relationship, I expect to be mind blown at least once a week.
They wear helmets and mouth pieces when they drink...u down?
His flight is delayed. Mother Nature is delaying me from sex.
Naked chocolate chip pancake making. I just spilled mix all over the place. My boobs are covered in flour. This is not going well.
Bored of what? I stayed up all night researching sex toys because I'm excited to do things with you that I haven't done in 29 years of having a body.
She's 90% sass and 10% boobs
I just wanna suck his dick on my balcony ya know
THERE IS A DOG IN THE CLUB. I repeat a dog in the club. I might have laid down and petted it..I have no shame.
hopefully I won't be diving through a thorn bush to escape an explosion this time
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