David Carradine died? Should I be thinking about this 10 min before my interview?
Haha just ref him when they ask a questin about kung fu which they will since ur Asian
ugly people sure do ruin things
May or may not have just drunkenly opened my christmas presents. Greatly disappointed. Might break up sooner.
Signed everyone in my dorm up for free samples of astroglyde. Took me an hour. Happy new years!!!!!
at first I thought it was funny, but looking at it now, it screams "dramatic" and "medicated wipes."
I'm so horny
I have no idea who this is, but I'm up for a lecture on self-respect
the problem with open bar is i never know what to get
did you really just start a sentence with "the problem with open bar is..."
How can you turn a kayak date down? I'M TALKING RIVER HEAD HERE.
I hope my shame shaped pee stain outside your door goes away soon.
Based off of the soaking wet clothes/towels/rugs, Eiffel Tower statue and monkey in the bathtub, I'm going to assume drunk me took a bath.
Are you really alive right now?
I woke up and found cookies in my purse. It's a 12/12/12 miracle.
I ate you ate to the whole david gray album
I just watched in amazement as you had a full conversation about water temperature and bacteria with your pet goldfish.
Just gave my thesis presentation, pretty sure I made out with the admissions woman last night.
I told him to come over when I realized that I did have time for a quick booty call before church.
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