how about we just leave your boyfriend out of this
don't you miss dr. quinn: medicine woman? i do.
idea:have a jello shot stand(opposed to lemonade stand) to raise money for spring break
I guess wearing a straight up bikini to class is an early indication that Thirsty Thursday has started.
Is 9am too early to be eating a mozzarella stick I found in my purse? Yeah didnt think so. The fact that it tastes like vomit is concerning but not importanta.
She said just put your tongue in there and don't linger. I have other things to do.
I like you as a friend, but I'm in love with your dick.
actually there are like 49038098 people in the bathroom for no reason. Singing My Heart Will Go On and pseudo fighting.
Twice. I only peed my pants twice tonight.
who is the naked dude on the coffee table
thats jeff, jeff is nice so don't be rude
I'm gonna guess ur still high cus last night at like 3am my pillows were morphing into cats and I kept trying to pet them
Like I respect him so much I would suck his dick
In a very non respectful way
I have one goal now that I am in the USA. To find a man I can fuck into marriage before my visa runs out.
I was walking out of the bar when he said I'll see you later and I said I'll see you in my dreams and then fell face first and broke my nose
you asked if you could borrow my vagina for the night
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