I'm towing my little brother down the road on a sixty year old tractor, we're taking up the whole highway, and no one cares. I love South Dakota.
I wish I could rss feed the hooker ads on craigslist because it looks suspicious that I check craigslist every hour.
so while we were having sex, he stuck it in my but, and when he finished he goes next time can we have anal. i don't know if that means im tight or my butt hole is loose, i choose to think the first one
I don't remember anything other than how good it felt when I peed my pants.
I don't think my prof knows we've noticed her No Bra Fridays.
there was 12 of us, girls included, shirtless and wielding swords as we bet on rock paper scissors in the middle of the bar. It was like Cinco de Mayo version of the Deer Hunter
Second day of summer classes and i already got this girl to send me nudes during class
that is WHY your in summer classes
worth it
This creepy guy was following me and i hid in the bushes. i could say i was high as an excuse but honestly it was straight up fun.
Guess whose mug shot is NOT on the Internet anymore?!?!
She trust falled out of a window. It was like that scene from A Little Princess but with a lot more blood.
the shoes thing blows my mind idk how the fuck i did that and im also missing 4 of my birth control pills like did i drunkenly decide to overload my body with estrogen
So, if you eat too many protein bars, you will shit your pants. This I learnt today..... at work.
I slapped a guy during sex last night because he moaned the wrong name. Then I remembered I gave him a fake name. Sorry bro.
Dude she literally licked him. He was covered in cheese and in her high state what else was she gonna do?
I swear it’s like he’s filling my soul via my vagina
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