do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
3am cut off hipster s***'s afro on porch. Opened champagne. Felt like delilah cutting off samson's hair. Then shower & anal. So I guess his powers are intact.
I just got licked by a stripper, not so great anymore.
Also I just learned you, Samantha, and I three-way made out at my Halloween party. News to me.
I'm petting the cat while shitting. This is all I ever wanted
Chipotle. Because when you've had diarrhea for 6 days why not just make it 7
Can we just smoke a few bowls and eat grilled cheese while drunk in our hotdog suits at 9am ?
Agreed then we'll really be on our A game tomorrow. And by A I mean alcohol.
I'm warming McDonald's pies on my heater cause I'm too high for the microwave.
I need you to perform a face transplant. Please remove your face from your accounting book and relocate it to where it's most needed - between my legs.
if you're the one who put those dollar bills in my bra last night, thank you because I just used that money to get myself a coffee
Look, I've got a really big car. We just need to put ourselves in it and put some body parts in other body parts.
ya well i woke up to my roommate spraying me with windex...
I admit I fucked your best friend, but to be fair, you fucked the tristate area. So there's a good chance about 40% of those people are MY friends.
Randomize
