she has a tiny mouth but huuuge vocal chords
He' s half Black and half Italian, I finally asked...this penis maybe one for the records.
I guess wearing a straight up bikini to class is an early indication that Thirsty Thursday has started.
It was all going great until he pulled the hamburger meat out of his pocket
Our fuck buddy relationship took a turn for the worst after we were drunk and I punched him in the face when he asked for a three some with my best friend.
Just found an unopened tied g of coke on the floor in her room... she thinks the maintenance guy dropped it earlier today. This takes the cake for sketchiest apartment.
The date officially concluded on the phrase "Nosh dat vag".
Watched twin sisters make out thought it was amazing sick on their part but legit to watch
My night ended with a French cab driver offering me his sperm free of cost.
I woke up on his couch and my bra was flung across the floor and filled with animal crackers
YOU CANT FOOL THE TOILET
party devolved into two exes battling with Cal's tiki torches, and the lawn being set on fire kinda sorta and then we all hula'ed... hulaed?
I just fell out of my doorway to go to class so if that doesn't describe how my night went idk what will
I don't want to resort to having sex with people that actually like me.
When I got home he was in his underpants on the couch, eating pop tarts and crying while watching Voltron.
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