He spelled "beautiful" wrong in his text
Let's just say he looked at my vagina like it was a rubics cube.
why does my vagina smell like weed?
omg thats a great idea
Was it cool?
About as cool as only getting a handjob on your honeymoon.
Threw up 3 times on the lawn mower and then proceeded to crash it into a tree root and break it.
She is high at the bar - she thinks the bottle of frangelico is aunt jemima telling her to stop doing drugs.
Aww. I feel like I need to kill a puppy just to make room in the world for how cute you are right now
the boys love us. they call us "the stoner girl suite down the hall". not very inspired, but flattering nonetheless
I may or may not have just ruined a marriage. But in my defense I got all my drinks for free tonight.
I may or may not have had sex last night then sent him home on a bike with two flats
My professor laid down on the floor and told us a story that involved being naked covered in Vaseline with a pumpkin on your head. No lie. This is going to be a great semester.
He threw a twenty at the stripper and asked for change
well did he get it
....yes
I love you with the passion of a thousand FUCKBOYS during the height of week 1 texting
I passed up getting laid last night. It's almost been a YEAR - what the Hell was I thinking, being so choosy??
I was told I was gorgeous and a whore by the drag queens. My night is complete.
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