We will have to stop frequently for food, stretching legs, interesting things on the side of the road, and sex. So you might as well eat.
He looks like Spencer from the game Dreamphone
You look at her and you just know the only action she's gotten is from her tampon..
so im kinda of nervous about the whole bust inside event last night
I am paying my roommate as much of the electric bill in pennies as possible because I hate her.
Id like to know where dora the explorers parents are when she goes on all these crazy ass adventures
Just stepped in shit. Not sure if its mine or the dog's. Get some of our friends on the way back from work and just have the intervention now. I will totally understand.
He's only a little bit crosseyed.
I think this is one situation where "a little bit" doesn't mean much.
she's crying while babbling "all i do is win"
The bellhop gave us weed in our keycard envelop. We went down to tip him and he apparently never gets that so he just gave us more weed. Kentucky is strange
You sprinted into the side of a parked car
I went up by the border of Canada. We took shrooms and went fishing...pretty sure we killed a dragon and ate it for dinner
You kept trying to make cocktails with my protein powder last night...
It's like his penis moved in and did some interior decorating without telling me first...
Who the hell tries to steal eggnog.
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