i wonder if she has dreads down there too...
As soon as I saw the video camera and red light on, I started rolling my eyes when he would put it in me and telling him maybe his dick was too small cause I didn't feel anything...trust me that tape is going nowhere
I've had cake for breakfast the past 3 days. You tell me how bikini season is going.
And you just kept trying to fit through the dog door and not drop Jello shots.
it was a 10 min screaming orgasm. i don't care that you were next door and didn't appreciate all the noise.
im trying to find a facebook picture of him that doesnt make me regret sleeping with him. its not working
Would I be bad if I bought a pregnancy test at shoppers the same time I hand in a resume? Or do you think it would get me the job?
is it bad that my walk of shame involves the church shuttle?
So when I eventually, if ever, find someone I'd like to marry, do you think having people fly to africa for a lion king themed wedding is too much?
I'm bringing cupcakes to work today as an apology for my actions at the bar last night, my boss probably can't look at me the same ever again
I'm also sorry that I ate your chicken sandwich while you were throwing up....
It's not too terrible. You just got a little naked and broke your arm.
My autobiography will be 500 pages of the words "I probably should've thought this through" typed over and over.
How high?! We watched paid programming for 45 minutes before we realized it wasn't just a long commercial. So pretty high. The Bionic fish finder looks promising, though.
Lets get a boat first.
I was peer pressured into smoking weed by a bunch of LGBTQ teenagers
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