first missing my period. then crying at the clinic... but why?
we had sex 3 months ago. you missed your period 2 weeks ago. but nice try.
theyre doing shots to celebrate her boob jobs anniversary.
there should be a rule against ugly people hooking up.
yeah...but then what would the ugly people do? hook up with pretty people? yeahhh..don't see that happening in the near future. plus i'm not okay with that.
At barnes & noble, drinking beer out of thermoses, lookin legit.
The seats are awesome but you see two of each player.
im just going to superglue mistletoe to my forehead and see what happens
All we had was a keg so we played edward nalgene-hands
I don't drink during the week.... well, except for Bailey's Tuesdays, which I have to start implementing further.
If she makes a move, pretend to have a seizure.
I deserve a fucking award for best roommate. I just cleaned his room, so he can have a 3 some
Intramural soccer game tonight. Be ready for blood. I haven't sobered up since thursday
Nothing says I love you as your fiancé bringing back home your drunk brother from his own stag party
I'm just trying to win a butt plug dude
I'm glad we can *facepalm* it together over the married couple we fucked separately.
Btw I thought it was impossible to use up 48 bottles of patron in one night but I was wrong...
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