Did I miss anything?
A gay irish pirate, a caveman and hunter s tompson.
so we also did drugs
what made it akward was his girlfriends dog watching us have sex
did that guy on the oscars really just tell me to text a dolphin?
apparently 20 random guys watched the process of me being carried on a mattress through the dorms
They normally just get fucked up and see who can hold their hand on the exhaust the longest. It's great
double majoring has taught me only that psych majors are sluttier than govt majors
Dude, just look at these fucking curtains and chill out.
I have too much pride to pick his chest hair out of my mouth again
At one point, you closed your eyes and asked me which 'six flags' we were at
Besides the fact that the only male who has shown an interest in me in the last 5 months has a strange and unfortunate resemblance to fucking Frodo, I've been good thanks
That's always how I imagine things at your apartment...
Good, I'm glad you don't have some weird, skewed, clothed version of reality over here.
I've gotten 2 singers numbers, a 6'5 dude has promised to take me to Oktoberfest, and I spent the night w a pilot named Zeus who looks like caramel tastes. Also I sprained my thumb punching some guy I named 'hater'. I love Nashville
It was marvelous. I was drunkenly conversing with my professor in some of the best Spanish I've ever spoken.
After the first time we had sex he kept saying "I'm proud of you" over and over again
Just please don't close your legs while I'm down there again. I don't want my death to be labeled as "Head crushed while giving an individual cunnilingus".
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