..now you can marry chaz and be in cher's family..
yeah n i dont have to pretend to be into chicks to do it now...
Fuck, now I'm not only the other woman, but the pregnant one
he had a dikembe mutombo jersey on, was swatting peoples drinks out of their hand and wagging his finger in their face everytime he did it.
He said I was cute and he handed me a stuffed bear from his car. I don't care that he was 80, I named it Hector.
I don't know if it is the Everclear or chemistry, but i think my brain is coming out of my ears.
I built a fence. For the bunnies we're going to adopt. I'll fill you in when you get home.
I'm glad the semester is over. I need a break from the term "whiskey sharts" coming up so much in conversation.
It's not that I even wanna fuck these guys anymore, just cuddle that's all. My conscience has never been so proud.
They're frat boys at heart and have sickly, dusty, rotting souls.
Like I just asked Greg why I don't have a crown for my vagina. That drunk.
Exactly best part of my night he took of his shirt and surprise traveler fanny pack
Only you would get a side of potential vagina with your sandwich
Are we at that point yet where I can just say "I want you to sit on my face"? If not, want to go out for "drinks"?
Have a booty call at 3am, stopped for tacos at 2:30. It's 2:55 and I still haven't ordered but can't jump the curb to get out of line because there is a cop in front of me. What am I doing with my life?
yeah we're all naked, and I think we just shaved Chad.
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