Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
Do you feel like you missed out a little from not getting crabs in college?
if only i could text you this smell
I'm fucking him on the second date. I don't give a fuck what Patti Stanger says.
So I accidentally txted this girl with the same name as the one im seeing, as it turns out shes still dtf
11am puke and rally. THIS is what I'm gonna miss about college.
Do you think he woke up this morning, looked at you, and then regretted everything?
You force fed me chocolate chips and avocados for 3 hours and kept asking me about my trip to sweden when I was 4.
her wearing orange crocs at the bar was definitely a great form of contraception
Girl I love you like I've been drinking all day
while he was teaching, every time he said "wet" he would look at me, that's what you get for sleeping with the professor's assistant
Drunk Karaoke resulted in only 8 injuries this time, so there is some improvement.
If there was a category for "most likely to end up a serial killer" in your high school yearbook then I'm sure you would have won it
I think he fucked my hip out of place.
Just remembered that I got laid thanks to my glow in the dark Batman belt buckle. Need to wear it more often.
Randomize
