Dude ur right that IS what a vagina looks like!
Do everybody a favor and GET LAID MORE.
its like the voldemort of pregnancies, we don't talk about it
Since my computer broke, i've been masterbating to girls gone wild. I feel like i'm in the 90's.
I just googled "buy xanax online". What is wrong with my life?
Right when I walked into the party my boyfriend stood up and yelled, "HEY TITS, GET ME A BEER!"
I had to call maintenance to come unclog the toilet.
Something to remember me by.
If you're wondering about the pepper everywhere its for the ants and it was my doings. They hate pepper. You're welcome.
Dude she's famous. She's on an episode of campus pd. Can't not fuck her
do you think a sharp knife would stab through a cheese suit?
You kept saying,"there's a seahorse in my stomach, who's trying escape". This was after the curtains attacked you.
WAIT DID YOU MAIL ME A KITTEN
My poor liver. I drank enough on NYE to sustain an alcohol addiction for the entirety of 2015.
Too stoned. Randomly can't get the image of Emilio estevez's smiling face out of my head. What is life.
gave up morals for lent, so far it's actually been really easy.
Don’t get me wrong—I love silver and bracelets—but handcuffs are not a good look on me…
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