Spencer Pratt, I WILL beat the shit out of you someday, I Promise
Why is it people are always in costumes on Cheaters these days? Joe Greco literally just said, "It appears they get chased by a chicken with a chainsaw." WTF?
This is why I shouldn't be left alone with liquor and anticipation.
Dude!! Mom just asked me why you have 'boobies' hahaha
I hate my life
You told her the u were going to wrap your dick around her neck and start her like a lawn mower. thats why she left.
You were in the corner dancing by yourself yelling "I look good", when really you looked ridiculous and drunk
No, dude. Even Jesus hates Creed.
That shit is worth it...they got medicine for that now a days
I HATE DRINKING WITH JUST GIRLS, ITS 1030 THEYRE ALL HAMMERED AND TALKING ABOUT HOW AWESOME THEIR SHOES ARE!!!!!!!
I can't wait for round whatever # we're on tonight.
Lube is flammable
Who is this??
I am 48% hangover, 48% bruises and 2% fingers I'm texting with.
well he somehow got his hand stuck in some bike spokes trying to reach for a blunt he dropped and that's NOT the reason he's in the hospital...?
Im so glad I make morally wrong decisions. It's like the best worst thing I've ever done.
You're the air beneath my wings and the lookout when I pee
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