i just woke up in a strange room and the first thing i saw was a chewbacca mask... wtf
I just woke up in the coolest sweatsuit i have ever seen..it has cory's name on the tag...do we know a cory?
He wanted me to blow him while he was playing guitar hero. there will not be a second date
Killed two birds with one stone: found my wallet and unclogged the toilet.
I've officially moved beyond college drinking. I just got business drunk at an internship seminar.
This can't be good. I've realized that I weigh less in the morning after I have had a blackout drunk night than when I work out and eat healthy.
I actually didn't mind her sub-par blowjob skills.. It took me back to a time when skipping class was noticed, and my liver didn't look like a worn out shoe
not totally sure where im at but i think i've definitely woken up on this couch before. bong on the coffee table looks familiar. should be able to find my way home
Hey. Make all the seamen/semen jokes you want. Not many people can say they fucked 2 different girls in two different countries in one week on a tax free bonus. Next up: Italy.
So bored. I think I've expelled every last gram of jizz from my body.
I'm just going to have crazy good sex with him until one of us developed feelings that works in the movies right?
Is using cherry lube as jam shameful or hilarious
Mom has wine in a to go cup. It's that kind of night.
Hypothetically, I throw a party and my ex-boyfriend and my current fuck buddy are in the same house... what should I do?
How many beds are in the house? Hypothetically...
I know it's New Year's Eve but if you're going to have a bunch of chicks playing strip go fish in our apartment I need a heads up.
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