I discovered the grieving process is shock, denial, anger...and then something about drinking until you puke on yourself
I just jerked it so loud the neighbor banged on their floor. maybe my wife got the point
But why is there no point in liking him? Does he have herpes? Is he married? Is he gay? Did he get his penis chopped off in a freak accident? If the answer is no to all of the above, then he is fair game
He had a cowboy hat I don't know where from and he was trying to lasso a snowman with a dog leash.
he likes to slap my ass alot untill he missed and hit his own balls poor bastard kept on going.
You did a line of free coke with an obese Slovenian unlicensed cab driver in the toilets of the most questionable strip club in the country. New low man.
When you put it like that, I'm inclined to agree.
I just want a pillowcase full of fast food so I can eat and sleep this hangover away
her dad gauges his nipple piercings.
You've never even broken a bone. You singlehandedly disprove natural selection
It's probably because the lack of alcohol in your stomach. Alcohol kills bacteria. I am a doctor. Trust me
Dude I turned down free booze. I think I'm growing as a person.
He was semi blacked out in the hallway with a bucket, calling for me while I had sex with his best friend in the very next room. Why do you let me do these things?
dude, you ran into a window then asked ME what the fuck I was doing.
Plus he probably didn't want to be at home, alone... Jacking off on the big screen without you there to lend a helping hand. I mean, let's be honest. It's not fun if it's not a little weird.
I regret nothing
Not even Married Dan?
I regret one thing
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