hey no worries the mystery has been solved- i jst sneezed and my undies popped outta my nose.
glad you had fun, i did too. am rubbing aloe on my butt now.
I think he was having a seizure but nobody knew because 'what is love' was playing
girls mom is dying from cancer and she msgs me for a booty call. I guess people cope with their situations differently.
I'm going to listen to christmas music to trick my body into cooling off.
Cops came. Forced us to take the "Honk and We'll Drink" and the "Free Shots to Father's of Freshman Daughters" signs down. Before we did, someone honked and the cop said, "Aren't you gonna drink?" They then told us to move the party inside by ten.
in literally every picture i'm wearing less and less of my costume.
I never thought that it would get to the point where I would have to specify that by "hang out" I meant "fuck like rabbits." Growing up shouldn't be this way.
Just found weed in an empty handle. Who knew Capitan Morgan was also a gardener?
N I'm drinking this invention I call "do-it-fluid" I had a bottle of vodka that was 3/4th empty, so I put in 1/4th rum, 1/4th tequila, 1/4th whisky... it's definitely the worst idea ever..
I just want to like rub my face on his abs
I need help
Is there a reason why your pubic hair is a plastic bag on my bathroom floor? And yes I know its yours... You wrote your name on the bag
does anyone know where bryan is?
last i saw he was naked, and crying in the bathroom because there was no more booze.
I know you can't find me. Somehow I ended up on the roof smoking a cig with the strippers that are on break. Way too drunk to deal with this right now.
I just made myself 3 peanut butter sammies because I was too hungry to watch porn
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