You're in luck. The brownies don't even have butter, just vege oil
Please, let me fuck your mom
everytime i listen to a chris brown song and like it i feel like i bad person
I think I'm going to die by hangover. I'm in my spanish class. So I guess I'm going to be muerte.
dont seek real advice from me tonight cause its always gonna end with we should have sex
puking up blue gatorade is not as nearly as much fun as it sounds
the mechanics of walkigng feel weird right now everyone lools like a demon
what does alcohol mean
Would fucking the college coach be against recruiting rules?
My favorite bartender added me on Facebook. Now he can clearly see how under 21 I am
Walk back down Church toward Mass Ave. Take a right and head for the guy in a kilt on top of the really tall unicycle. C u soon!
I was wearing the shirt my little sister got for her birthday when the condom broke. I finally have it back to her and told her it was bad luck
Wanna have a sleepover and take me to court in the morning?
Watching the series finale of Friends and crying in my Thai food. I don't like hangover Jared.
My liver is screaming fuck you right now.
I put on a face mask and masturbated for an hour... my face now has a green tint
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