what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
worst lay ever....
as long as you cum, there is no bad sex
ya... thank god for condoms, I was able to fake it... I stand by my original statement
the 24 hour champagne diet aint going so well
If i come home from court on friday.. i'm definitely doing something illegal.
I saw you try to drink out of a soda machine at taco bell, don't worry about judging
Is this the girl that wrote "Poon Slayer" across my chest?!
Fucking her would be like seeing big foot, finding a four leaf clover , petting a unicorn, and arm wrestling a leprechaun in a matter of a 6 hour period
At least you got a round of applause for dancing like vanilla ice across the street and into the bar. Even as you were getting carded
Would "deck the halls with penises " be an appropriate event title? I know peni is the plural but flow of the tongue as well
I don't have any bail money, if that's where this conversation is going
I'm just trying to find the strength to put my bra back on and come inside
Last night someone asked you what your favorite color was and you said "bagel."
I just did shots of fireball with my dad in a car wash. How's your pregaming going?
I walked in and found you petting your fish outside the bowl, you said its fine, you do this all the Time.
I boned my sugar daddy for the first time yesterday and now I know why they say guys in their 40s are the best. Also I’m getting a car.
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