and we just had intercourse last night so i'm exhausted, fucked up on adderol, emotionally broken and just pissed
I wannas sexs uuuuu
The paper boy just woke me up in the front yard again.
Hes still not moving. At what point does 'hungover' become 'hospital-time?'
11am puke and rally. THIS is what I'm gonna miss about college.
Pre-game strategy: play thunder by yourself in the shower. Surprisingly, success.
He said he forgot to take his shoes off, and that he was a bad boy because he was walking on the carpet. Then he sang. Then he shouted "I'M STILL FORGETTING."
I AM OVERLY HIGH AND OVERLY AWARE OF MY TONGUE IN MY MOUTH
I was fucking trucked by the swat team last night on State Street after UK won. But I got a picture with the guy afterwards so I forgive him
I did something similar high once. I stopped like 30 feet in front of a stop sign because I felt like it was running towards me and I started crying. Got out my car and hugged it and told it not to run away people need it.
Find me a cup with a lid so I can illegally drink in your car. I'll be there in bout 10 minutes.
Looks like I've become the Walter White of my PhD cohort.
I mean, except for the part where I was vomiting up pineapple and hot sauce, it was a really fun time.
I'm playing trivia and drinking margaritas so now is not a good time.
My dad called me in the middle of the night, drunk on vodka, asking for references on the Irish alphabet.
Randomize
