I have started doing my homework in bars. It just feels right.
Well fuck that. I mean, I made out with my cousin once. Who gives a fuck.
Ya but I plan to getting arrested more towards the end of summer
My living room is scattered with glow sticks wrappers, sparklers, face paint & beer cans?
It's not as cool looking when the drugs wear off, is it?
there is nothing worst than getting kicked in the face by a stripper
Wrestling for my wallet turned into us almost having sex in the middle of the hallway
Sorry I couldn't make it...got a scrambled voicemail, all I heard was "Bring the dildo"
To drink from my fkask next to a cop car or to not drink from my flask next to a cop car
I miss using glorious as an adjective. I'm gonna start doing that again. And I'm gonna try to get cuntatrosphe in there some more, too.
He was so aggressive it felt like he was giving my boob a root cannal
Because talking after sexting is equivalent to cuddling after sex
Cover your peen. We're going out.
Sarah just give sum homeless dude a lap dance, took like 2$ worth of change from his cup and was all like, "Biiitch, this aint free"..
I may forget my underwear, but you can count on me for drugs and plan b
just found a joint on the street in downtown. smoked it with the hot guy from my chem class
WHAT IS UP WITH YOU SMOKING/ DRINKING THINGS OFF THE GROUND?
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