**** and his GF asked me to give his stuff back, and they would give me a 100. HA, they dont know I have it to charity haha
My boobs aren't big enough for this kind of lifestyle
went to the gyno and found out that i have a birthmark on my clit. its like god gave guys a little help when it comes to getting me off.
his dick got so hard in his pants and it broke his zipper
i'm moving back early just in case the freshmen need a tour of the school
oh right the one that ends on your bed
Straight up if I get stuck with her I'm going to drink myself into a prison cell.
she screamed "gravy"!!! in the guys face and then stole the very large mans food in line ahead of us... that was just the beginging of the police report.
I was ready to fuck him until he pulled the "I might be bi curious" card. Now its turned into a guilt fuck. It's like he's a 3rd world child in need of a sexual orientation.
It's just my hair. It brings natural happiness. Like goldfish, big boobs, and milkshakes.
you stumbled up the stairs in your heels, pulled 23 one-dollar bills out of your bra and then went and puked in the toilet. didnt say a single thing to me the whole time
Oh I see how it is...you can snap chat the world your balls but I wear dinosaur feetie pajamas and I'm the "weird one"
he just cleaned his wound with pinnacle whipped
I could tell you were slightly drunk by the time you started having a conversation with my tiki torch
It's true. There would need to be A LOT of data collection. Aka, dick-catching. I volunteer as tribute.
I just masterbated to the Lets Get Ready To Rumble theme
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