Would it be quicker to bike the freeway home?
I swear I am going to pee, wipe my vag with my hand, and then slap you in the face with it.
Life is so much better after having sex.
Nah, I'm just going to keep fucking him until he realizes we're perfect for each other.
We thought you were crowd-surfing until we realized it was the bouncers throwing you out
i feel like words won't express my appreciation properly so at some point i'm just going to bring you pizza then go down on you for an hour. fair?
Its not even 10am and we are talking about what guys assholes we would finger.
He seemed like a really nice guy. He tried to dry my shirt because someone spilled their drink on me. I think that's how I ended up topless on his dryer.
Ok- my dad's ex-wife's Irish nephew. Weird if we fuck or not?
Would you and/or him be willing to dress up like the phantom, sing me music of the night and then bone the shit out of me? this is important.
Just got our of the shower. I'm standing naked in front of my open windows cause fuck my neighbors that's why
He should just accept that I want his dick and his friendship. Can't he understand that I don't do emotions?
You wear a dinosaur suit one time and everyone thinks you're a furry. Fucking hell, man.
she wants homewrecking advice
are you gonna teach her your ways?
obvs. i'm like her yoda.
the twins are trying to figure out which one is the one doing body shots off a janitor in this picture
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