We drank from noon till 5 am, there was adderall and nice jews involved it was just crazy
i just saw someone i know on True Life. i need new friends.
Land Before Time marathon. we drink every time littlefoot almost eats a treestar.
she just blew up the empty bag of wine and used it as a floatation device.
CHEMICAL ENGINEER. God my mom would be so proud of me.
I'm going on a new diet. It's called the "eat healthy otherwise boys won't want to have sex with your fat ass" diet. Wish me luck.
Everybody shut up a minute, we need to discuss how much nicer the world would be if pants weren't a thing.
You know what, don't say anything. You all made fun on me for saying I would fuck him junior year when he taught us algebra and six years later, HERE I AM.
why can't I meet attractive men at the places I like to hang out? like books a million. or the liquor store.
I woke up on a boat next to an extremely attractive man wearing nothing but a life jacket. Neither one of us owns a boat...
I don't care who you bring as long as they are fun and not a cop
Plus my fingers were hella swollen from eating all these cured meats so it was like I was given it to her with Hulk Hands on
The only good thing about the sex was that he finally cracked the spot on my back that's been hurting.
I think he's only dating me for my ass...
Why do I have this feeling like this is heading in a slightly threesome-y direction
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