I just found out the guys at work had a bet as to who could sleep with me before i move away.
Who won?
All of them.
No jewlry, no bra, and no pen. I couldnt be more prepared for a friday morning class.
i just heard her through the wall saying "not on my face! NOT on my face!" then a scream and "I SAID NOT ON MY FACE!!!"...nice work dude.
I had to write an apology letter to security guards in the hotel so I didnt get kicked out
I'm naked and wearing a cowbell.i love med school.
This is amazing. I can pinpoint the window in time that you lost all sanity.
I've made my dad a martini every night since I was 13.. I got this
I was kind of torn between "Wow, this is awkward," and "Wow, my therapist is hung."
Also I just had a flash back ... He told me I have nice nipples and then asked me about yours..
My usual answer of have sex with it doesn't work in this situation
you told the police officer you wanted to be just like her one day but not a lesbian
why does drunk me think that doing things like throwing up on my desk and all over my 15 page lab report is okay
I didn't want to leave, I wanted to move into his ass
Thx for last night. I've never had so much fun while being told my life decisions are questionable at best.
Im riding the bus with beer in one hand and chapagne in the other. I love weddings.
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