have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
Tall, dark & handsome can suck my short, pale & awkward dick.
I didn't notice until this morning that he had a six inch RAT TAIL...
ur penis kinda felt like a vagina to me
Ok, was I really fucked up or was there a chick from Norway in the ice cream shop teaching us Norwegian last night?
I think Vodka is my favorite. Everything else ties for second.
I would like to dedicate my cray behavior this week to my uncontrollable hormones and wine. Both have totally Efff'ed with my life.
sex, shower, sex, ice cream sandwiches?
i would never take his side over yours. you coulda gotten knocked up from another dude and i'd be right there next to you blaming it on him saying some shit like "his sperm were just too sub par for you" or "shoulda had a bigger penis"
his first fb message to me in 3 years was "is your cock open for business?" im blocking him
is it too soon to tell him I'm available anytime for Christmas themed pity sex and I'll even wear a Santa hat?
Oh damn it. Let me get a beer. I can't take anymore bad news. Hold on.
Don't take a pillow from my bed. You don't know which ones of them my vagina has been on
the cuervo was good, but I started with jello shots. and when i threw up a whole jello shot came out.
He had a tattoo of a crown above his penis. He was AMAZING! It was well deserved. LONG LIVE THE KING!
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