Skip Greektown and come to Geektown. I just want to cuddle.
i wish there were pregnant emoticons
I just had a cup of orange juice and thought it didnt taste right. It didnt have vodka in it.
he somehow instantly knew i was from vermont.
it probably had something to do with chasing your soco with maply syrup.
He blow dried my hair while I sucked his dick. Now THAT'S fucking teamwork.
I looked at you and you stared at me dead in the eyes then sprayed febreze at your crotch and winked.
What do you think it is?
It's a boy. I know it. She always manages to have a cock inside her somehow.
Just took a shot out of a used mini planter. Might die from the pesticides, but didnt want whoever took all of my shotglasses to think they won.
You dislocated his arm and then bought him two shots to numb the pain while you pushed it back in
He said in a slur "I go so hard, even when I..." and cut himself off by projectile vomiting all over the ice luge.
I'm going to empty my bank account and roll around in the cash. Want to join?
I just did something so unspeakable in the panera bathroom that their health score dropped 10 points.
I bet yours is gonna be filled with secret innuendo.
secret innuendo and cervical punches to the world.
I brought her cheeseburgers and tequila but she's still mad at me.
I'm going to start talking to Bill again, he has friends with boats which means we'll get to go on boats.
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