But if ***** wants to get filthy... Tell her to throw a text my way ;)
I forgot to tell you. I'm at a porno shoot today.
just throwing this out there: period starts tomorrow sooo either sex tonight or not until tues/weds.
i get a bj anyways so it's really your choice.
k i'll be over in 5.
this is something i pride myself on being below average for
yes you're required to wear a bikini its the snowpocalypse beach party
I'm going to have to take an awkward trip to the front desk to ask them if they found a pair of turquoise shorts and an "I'm the Mom" sweatshirt.
You grabbed her hand and started jacking her finger off. She was horrified.
Did it finish?
I smell like gasoline and adventure.
Halfway through lecture, some kid in the front row threw up IN his hands. Professor held the door for him to carry it out.
You is good. You is important. You is a slut.
You must have my penis confused with someone else's...which is disappointing
Lol if he questions who I am I'm gonna send him a pic of his boxers
she's p upset bro
Where is he. I have a sword.
Good news!! I can adult!! 😂 turning down the strip club on a weeknight has become my crowning achievement ðŸ˜ðŸ˜‚
The next morning I found her spread eagle asleep on the living room floor and he was asleep with his head in her crotch. I needed a ride and had to wake them up.
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