I had so many friends before that round of Never Have I Ever.
aaaannd alcoholism beats pride. it's like grown-up rock, paper, scissors
I got spanked with a cardboard tube. Apparently he used to be a percussionist. Who favored marching band tunes. It was weird.
A friday night jus isn't the same if the cops don't raid my dorm
Trying to figure out which chair my head was under last night
And I would just like to take the time to say my boobs look great today.
Would you wanna look up as you cum and for a split-second see your dad?
Lets get drunk and then you just wraps me into a present because that sounds like fun after the past 3 glasses of wine I drank
After this week, alcohol is mandatory.
Oh. So it is a cult
Basically. But a nice cult. They eat muffins and talk about fundraising.
I just wanna suck his dick on my balcony ya know
Can we talk about how i drunkenly changed the timezone on my phone last night and just showed up to work an hour early
I think i got my first booty call. it was like she came to my house. sex. leave.
Congratulations. Welcome to the wonderful world of quick dirty secret sexy time.
thanks... i think. haha
I'm sorry but it's something you and your A cups wouldn't understand.
Pooping in a box is not fun. You're not a cat.
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