Don't come here someone got drunk and rolled the keg to buger king. no more beeer
stupid gm bankruptcy made me miss the showcase showdown
Those cock suckers. We need to know who's winning the hot tub and the vacation to the alps
dude, never take two tylenol pm and smoke three bowls. i feel like i'm covered in cold ants.
dude all my bootycalls are going to Eclipse tonight... Do I really want it that bad?
Bartending School is so much more enjoyable now that I realized I was in rehab at this time last year.
There's a paramedic out here, what have you done?
christmas break will be like the 25 days of orgasms
There was a gay guy in drag passed out against the wall but we had sex in there anyway.
its cute though when you google his name more than one mug shot comes up from different states
Just remember, if we get caught, you're deaf and I don't speak English.
I just remembered something. Did we really all flash the cab driver to get half off?
just had sex in my dorm hall public bathroom while wearing my favorite cat sweater. tonight was a win
Dude I was tripping acid when she was crying and I literally couldn't defend myself
So my POF profile is full of Archer references. Only guys who get them will be getting any response to their messages.
It smells like graded cheese and febreze in the family room what the hell have you been up to???
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