just so you know, the uglier twin gives better bjs..don't be deceived
champagne bombs. Yes, i think that is where things may have gotten out of control.
I know. I just don't want anything else. I have no other desire. Just a ham sandwich.
I honestly don't know what to make of that.
A ham sandwich would be nice.
the threesome consisted of him fingering dana while i laid next to them watching how i met your mother.
she worked me into her spring break cardio plan. im mondays and wednesdays.
I will seriously deflate and melt into the floor into a puddle of devestation, shame and vodka.
Can I just put my face in your boobs and forget the world?
I'm kinda amazed by how many times I've texted the word penis today.
... why is there a bottle of pee on my headboard?
Mike showed up naked and in handcuffs. Again. Feel free to come over and laugh because I'm not helping this time.
I just finished packing for spring break, took me 4 minutes. To be fair though I only put my trunks, a pair of underwear, and 50 condoms in my bag.
Go have fun. I'm gonna go shower off the regret.
Sundays were made for eating Ramen pantless in bed.
He told me that losing me was the biggest mistake of his life. Of course it was. My tits are incredible and I know more about college football than he does.
Dont care about too tired for sex, thank you for leaving your laser pointer. I have now determined both my cats are stupid.
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