Viking lives by an ancient code of honor that we do not understand.
What code could that possibly be? Bothering the fucking shit out of people while being physically repulsive?
i am watching brooke knows best right now and hulk is totally dating his daughter's look a like. it is gross and disturbing.
the most pressuring question is, why are you watching brooke knows best?.
are you sure you're not interested? he's the dunkin donuts employee of the month.
You were directing traffic around her for 30min after she passed out in the middle of the road.
You really are best friends.
It wouldn't have been a big thing. If anything, I woulda apologized to you and cleaned the remote
Does making ice cubes at 4 in the morning count as being productive?
It's like the blind leading the senile over here.
UPDATE: shit just got real- grandma is threatening to beat grandpa with a wooden spoon covered in chili.
People spilled so much that there was a thin film of beer on the floor. You took a running start, screamed, "SLIP AND SLIDE!" and slid face first through the drywall.
It is completely possible to eat beef jerky sexually.
I think my penis runs off weed. I haven't smoked it 3 days and I have no sex drive what so ever
Before getting out of the car, she said "Thanks for getting me off." I like how polite she is.
I really love you gals. I'm sorry again. I'm just super protective of my poutine
I think I need to start sobriety testing my Tinder dates.
Can u pick me up? Lost my keys.
Sure. FYI- you "lost" them on the roof, trying to throw them over the house.
I just put a pill up my vagina. It was little like a quail egg. There is so much happening up there right now.
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