What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
And that's when I found out that Patrick wasn't in fact down with O.P.P.
I'm on a mission to free the leash kids. Like liberating the Israelites from Egypt. Only better.
he called to tell me the scratches were still on his back. this was in the summer.. still the best hookup
Elton John & Lady Gaga just did a duet on the Grammies. How appropriate. He likes cock & she happens to have one.
God Help those hot young girls. It's going to be like Bambi in iraq. Except worse.
I just ate nachos topless with a fork. Live with meeee
I was all over the place but at every locale you would pop out of nowhere and hand me a huge drink and say "HAMMERED"
I am the fairy godmother of the drink.
You looked up at me and said "I'm getting a mattress made out of this SHIT. Goodbye certa hellllllllo concrete!" then you started counting sheep
tanning, a slurpee, and a cigarette. spa day college edition
These bubbles make my penis feel like it is resting on clouds.
Most desperate stoner moment; dropped our hard earned resin ball in the sand, rinsed it off and then did knife hits in the kitchen cuz we broke our only pipe
you told the police officer you wanted to be just like her one day but not a lesbian
I hope so much that you got average or above average dick tonight because I wish you the best
She said if you lived here it would be like the x rated version of 3's company
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