i hate that you can chart my weight gain through my facebook pictures.
Yeudjkisdjxbfceryuj. i love having a qwerty keyboard just so i can do that.
I just realize today that I've dated three guys this year with their own blog. Ugh that's embarrassing.
...just for future reference, one Four Loko can fits PERFECTLY in a venti iced coffee cup from Starbucks
It was beyond pathetic. You yelled her name at every blonde chick we saw hoping it would be her. Then you puked your corn dog
its the kind of pain that only someone with a fucking elephant on their head would understand. I'm never drinking again.
I've been smelling a baby wipe for three minutes. I didn't think I was that drunk but I guess I am
He told me he doesn't want to fuck anymore because he needs to focus on school. Either he grew a vagina or he's secretly gay, it has to be one of the two.
I think I just wanna go buy some jack at the liquor store, come home, take my pants off, and not give a shit about stuff
Is he the circus guy or the bi-curious street preacher?
There is a guy in class using a wine bottle as a water bottle. Welcome to the Faculty of Environment.
Oh. So it is a cult
Basically. But a nice cult. They eat muffins and talk about fundraising.
if by making eggnog you mean drinking all the spiced rum, then yes, she's making eggnog
Today, this cop risk his life to save me from a sink hole but all I could do is laugh, I was so stoned
You said the best orgasm you ever had, you gave to yourself. your boyfriend looked really disappointed. so did half the room.
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